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2002-03-21 - 11:50 p.m.

ok... i know i said i was going to bed, and i know i also wrote 2 other entries today. i have a lot to say...

plus i wanted to write down a story so i am double sure to remember it later.

the saga of "flip flops"

by adri as told to her by diana

k, so diana, antony and mikey go to see moulin rouge, which, is truly a beautiful and humorous film. after the movie, diana and antony are enjoying a cigarette in silence, reflecting on the beauty they have just witnessed. no one says a word - the three silently exit the theater.

mikey decides it is a good time to say:

"HEY.... YA'LL KNOW WHERE I CAIN GET SUM FLIP-FLAWPS?"

diana and antony look at him dumbfounded.

"YOU KNOW... FLIP FLAWPS. THE SHOE THANGIES YOU WEAR AT THA PUWL?"

"yes yes... we know..." diana interrupts, amazed that this is the first thing out of his mouth after seeing what she feels is the best movie she's seen in years.

"YEEEAH... SO.. WHERE CAIN I GET SUM?"

silence...

so, boys and girls, this explains why, when a truly beautiful moment is interrupted by sheer idiocy, it is perfectly acceptable, and even humorous, to say "FLIP FLAWPS" as a signal that something has disrupted your moment of zen. or so say diana and i.

the end.

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